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Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google. The Misconception: When Google stood up to China, it was because they'd had enough of that oppressive regime and their censorship policies. Google was a comparatively small company standing up to a nation of billlions. It was a clear cut David and Goliath battle of Good versus Evil.↓Continue Reading Below.

The Reality: Google had cooperated with China's censorship policies for years. The thing that motivated the change in Google's policy had nothing to do with Chinese censorship. It was a ballsy move, but one they made to protect their greatest resource: The oceans of information they've been collecting for a decade, and the software they use to get it and make sense of it. Google is not staffed by wizards. This makes a lot more sense when you realize what Google realizes: That they are currently as powerful as most nations on the planet.

According to Google Watcher Scott Cleland, "In monitoring Google as closely as I do, it has become increasingly clear that Google does not believe it has to obey the rules, standards, regulations and laws, that others routinely obey and respect. Google increasingly operates like a self- declared, virtual sovereign nation, largely unaccountable to the rules and mores of the rest of the world."↓Continue Reading Below. While Google doesn't use all that information for evil, it's a nice insurance policy to know that they could if they wanted to. Essentially, Google is in the "get the world by the balls" phase of their business plan, and they're just waiting to see if anyone's going to make them squeeze.

See, Google isn't just keeping data on you and your friends. Over 6. 0 percent of U. S. state governments have "Gone Google" and now use one or more Google enterprise apps.

Thousands of gigabytes of government data, all held in Google's servers. As security expert Sherri Davidoff puts it, "Google now controls our government's access to its own data."Google versus China is just the undercard. The really interesting battle will happen if the Justice Department decides to follow through on its plans to make Google this decade's Microsoft. That's when we get the main event: Google vs. U. S. Government. It should be a pretty good fight as long as the Government can get used to being the underdog for once. Watch Bellamy Online Full Movie.

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